Some people on this earth are really stupid and everyone hates them e.g. teachers pets, goody-
goody's and geeks. It is our job as innocent Menaces to annoy them as much as we can to pay them back for the many thousands of poor children they have probably bored to death. Sometimes the
Martian creatures known commonly as teachers can punish us for dong this, they seem to think it's
naughty! They're stupider than they
look! Here are some TOP SECRET tips on annoying people. They are so top-secret that they are written backwards!:
- .esle gnihtemos no etartnecnoc dna srae ruoy tou kcolb ,uoy ot kaeps ot tpmetta yeht nehw meht erongI
- !skrow yllaer ti- gnitnuoc era yeht nehw srebmun modnar tuo tuohS
SECRET TRANSLATION! VERY SECRET! DO NOT LOOK!
- Ignore them when they attempt to speak to you, block out your ears and concentrate on something else.
- Shout out random numbers when they are counting- it really works!
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