Tuesday, 4 December 2007

How to get out of trouble

The following information comes from the top secret base of MI5.

Children are the dominant species of this earth and we want to keep it like this, but unfortunately we suffer-even die- at the wrath of our evil head teachers. This is because some tittle-tattle will tell on us when we are busy menacing. Here is the latest advice-straight from MI5- on keeping out of trouble:

  • If you are being told off blame someone you don't like (don't blame a teacher)!
  • Always menace when you are sure nobody is around, unless you have a menacing partner.
WARNING! MI5 WILL DECLARE WAR ON BRITAIN IF YOU ARE CAUGHT READING THIS MESSAGE!

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