How to understand your parents

Parents are a completely different species of human. It can be very difficult to understand their strange behaviour, here are some tips on understanding your parents:

• Parents are not as intelligent as us children and sometimes will not understand innocent behaviour such as chucking water bombs out of windows.
• Parents are here to do everything for you its there purpose in life!
• Our job as children is to annoy all grown-ups so we suggest you get started!