Latest update: The war against vegetables.

We are currently loosing this violent war to the brutal and bloodthirsty vegetables and their powerful allies the grown-up's! So children of the world, join together and help fight these deadly poisonous creatures, help us to DESTROY them. Of course we are forced be grown-up's to go near, even eat these death-bringing plants so here are some tips-from AVI (anti-vegetable intelligence) on avoiding these brutal monsters.

• Mushing up your veg makes it look as if you have eaten it- a handy tip for children who have school dinners.
• NEVER go near veg without a gas mask. It's poisonous!
• If you see any veg in your fridge dispose of it quickly. ALWAYS remember to use gloves the deadly venom of the Vegetable can spread through your skin.

IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH VEGETABLES CALL IN OUR TEAM OF EXPERTS WHO WILL DISPOSE OF THEM QUICKLY AND CAREFULLY!