The official Menacing Alphabet.

Do you know your ABC? Here is the Menace alphabet.



A- anti-teacher.



B- bombs



C- catapult



D- death (to goody-goody's)



E- eating sweets



F- farting



G- going on this blog!



H- hating head-teachers



I- ignoring parents



J- jumping on the teachers pet.



K- killing aliens



L- lifting up someone and throwing them.



M- menacing



N- nibbling chocolate



O- official menace



P- "parp!"



Q- There is no Q



R- ruining lessons in school



S- stink bombs



T- throwing stuff



U- underpants



V- vegetable destroying



W- water guns



X- There is no X



Y- yodeling. (yodeling brings avalanches down on people so it kind of a Menace thing)



Z- zapping headteachers

Unfortunately there is no Q or X in the Menacing alphabet.