Sunday, 16 December 2007

the top 10 things to say when you havent handed in your home work

10. the dog has eaten it (only works if you have a dog)

9. it was stolen!

8. It is not legal to do home work (OK that one was bad) !

7. I had rabies and I wasn't aloud to do it because I might of infected my homework (well it could work)!

6. I am so clever I don't need home work!

5. I didn't do because I was helping the trees by using less paper.

4. pretend you didn't get any!

3. say you handed it in already!

2. destroy all the home work sheets before he/she hands them out.

1. well the best idea is to run away before the teacher gets angry!

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