Understanding your teachers

Teachers come from Mars, they came to earth with a plan to dominate our world and they have nearly succeeded. At all costs we must prevent our teachers from reaching their goal. This means earth is at war and it is our job, as children, to win this war! Here are some top secret battle tips:

• Annoy your teacher. This will depress them and stop them making more evil plans for world domination.
• Flicking elastic bands and throwing rubbers, rulers...etc will help you survive the long boring hours of school which are organised to starve you to death!

WARNING! THIS TOP-SECRET MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS!