Tuesday, 4 December 2007

The war against Vegtables

Vegetables (also known as Veg) are one of our worst enemies as children. It is our job to do our duty and protect our stomachs from the highly toxic wrath of Veg. Vegetables have the advantage in this violent war because of thier powerful allies; grown-ups. Here are some tips from AVI (Anti-Vegetable Intelligence) on protecting our race from Veg:

  • Veg is high in deadly substances; vitamins, such as vitamin C. These should be avoided for your own safety.
  • If you have not eaten your Veg cover it up with your fork or a piece of chicken(not a live chicken)!
  • Never have a school dinner, they are dangerously high in Vegetables. Don't even go near one, vegetables produce deadly gasses.

WARNING! THIS IS PROPERTY OF THE AVI IF YOU ARE CAUGHT COPYING THIS YOU'LL BE SORRY!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha very funny. But parents have so many successful tactics in the war - I have spent many a happy hour chopping the veg so small that you have all scoffed them down quite happily.

Excellent blog by the way. Make sure you keep it clean and don't use any real names. I don't want you all to be expelled or anything.

5 December 2007 at 06:03
Anonymous said...

Thanks mum but I would never dream of eating a vegetable such as cabbage. Uggh! How dare you suggest we scoff them down HAPPILY!
WE WILL WIN THIS WAR! HA HA HA HA!

5 December 2007 at 08:02

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