The folling things you should not do.

Eat Veg,

Like Teachers,

Stamp Collecting,

Flower Pressing,

Enjoy Doing Maths.

How to disguise yourself as a tree!

This is how to disguise yourself as a tree:

• stand up straight and stick your arms out like branches;


• paint yourself brown;


• stick leaves all over you (even on your bum);


• make tree noises (a tree makes a "ooooooooooooeeeeehhhhh" noise)!

This is very good and always works!

your new mission

Location: school

what to do: place a killer snake or spider maybe a lion if possible in the head teachers office.

what you will need: a wild animal and that's it really.

Top secret Menace mission.

Mission location: School



Target: Head teacher



Mission description: Place very large and slimy slugs in your head teacher's coffee!

Good luck Menaces, try not to get caught or your head teacher will brutally murder you!